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You’re picking up what I’m putting down!

No beef at all: Lemonade Beyonce has replaced Destiny’s Child Beyonce as my favorite Beyonce, which shows you how much I love Lemonade because I looooove Destiny’s Child.

Up until Lemonade, Destiny’s Child Beyonce was my favorite Beyonce. This is so incredibly adorable.

Can you really put a price on haunting the dreams of any smile child that wanders into your house between now and whenever you stick that thing in a locked chest in an attic for another poor soul to uncover one day?

Says this guy “You’re fucking kidding. Yeah? Yeah.”

If I did not like the first episode, do you think I would like the rest of the series? I know that sort of a personal question and you very well might not know the answer, but stylistically speaking/writing-wise, does it keep in the same vein? Honestly, I found it incredibly dull and poorly written.

THIS!

I’m just under 5'5"—perfectly average! I don't know what it is...

Better question: how come everyone looks good in a tight pleat like the woman on the far left except me?! I just want a swishy yet structured look for the office, you guys! But every time I attempt it I wind up looking like a lumpy, dowdy school marm.

Well then... <3

Oh Billy Dee...

“Are these the type of ‘leaders’ you want moving down to the line and leading your sons and daughters, graduates with an agenda?”

Politics of GMOs aside: that intro tho, dudes. Very “Bang Bang,” which I think we all agree need more of in our day to day lives.

That’s a disarmingly good analogy.

I couldn't edit my original comment, but I completely agree: I can just as easily see this as Prince being a fucking weirdo

Bless your intrepid soul.

I definitely believe that too, which I meant to edit into my original comment but I’d timed out...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

We all wish he had said “motherfucking chili.” All of us. But I probably would have died of happiness, so I guess it’s for the best.

OMG! I hope the producer got ripped a new one! Poor you! Poor director, too!