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I definitely believe that too, which I meant to edit into my original comment but I’d timed out...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

We all wish he had said “motherfucking chili.” All of us. But I probably would have died of happiness, so I guess it’s for the best.

OMG! I hope the producer got ripped a new one! Poor you! Poor director, too!

I believe it.

SUPER laid back. Very nice. The event we were throwing had a buffet. His publicist made me terrified for him to have to get up and get anything himself. At one point I saw him heading over...

As someone who actually went into PR (for a different non-profit... not anymore, I switched teams and went writer) but we’re/they’re not all bad. It’s a tough row to hoe, sometimes. Because on the one hand you’re trying to give all the information and access you can and it’s just never enough for some people who have

SUPREMELY cool and his wife is the lovliest and most gracious woman ever.

Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once

well played

THANK YOU

Ha! For some reason I mentally added an “ago” between “weeks” and “after”

It happens. If we’re being honest my daughter was standard but my son was GORGEOUS. This was aided, I’m sure, by the fact that my son was a c-section but my daughter was a VBAC and came out looking a bit like a prize fighter since all 9lbs 2 oz of her had to squeeze out of my vagine. She needed a couple weeks to get

I am seriously always terrified that this is going to happen to me. My oldest will be 5 in September, my youngest will be 2 at the end of the month. I am convinced there are mountains of unpaid bills we were never made aware of (even though I know there aren’t).

Babies come in four models:

My grandmother spent about an hour laboring in the hospital parking lot when she was having my mom because if they checked in after midnight they wouldn’t have to pay for an extra night’s stay...

I can’t begin to describe the sigh of relief I just let out.

Mazel tov on teh bebbeh! Stay on top of your meds, that’s the key to c-section recovery! I hope everything is going well with the wee one.

“I’ll tell you what, I honestly think he understands that building and unifying and growing the party is the only way we’re gonna win.”

Her giggle! Her voice! Her enthusiasm! Her running hug! His reaction to her giggle, voice, enthusiasm, and running hug! A literal goddamn unicorn could not have made this any more magical than it was...