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“Trying to humanize myself”? Pssst. I’m a human.

I’m actually white, so that would be interesting. Allow me to cut and paste a response.

I don’t have to backpedal. I can say “I was mistaken to be angry off preliminary information in this case.” Because it’s okay to be wrong.

True story. Anger got the better of me.

I appreciate the faith. Genuinely. And yes, obviously, my anger was misplaced in this instance (and if I didn’t realize that on my own I’ve got a whole lot of burners here to tell me and suggest I perform sex acts on them).

This is true, though there are certainly instances of multiple white dudes, like Columbine. Obviously my knee-jerk rage was misplaced in this instance. I guess this has taught me a valuable lesson: countless dickheads of all colors and creeds want to murder innocent people. AWESOME!

It would perhaps appear that all my unresolved rage for all those OTHER horrifying mass shootings committed by angry white guys who are subsequently humanized in the media was unduly influencing my objectivity. My bad.

*replied wrong place

Honestly, with what little information we have I would be pretty surprised if it were racially motivated.

*solidarity hug*

How does that work with me being white?

God fucking damnit

See, here’s the difference...

It could be. But if we’re playing the odds, a bunch of surly white dudes is way more likely.

Measured approaches are really, really, really hard to manage these days, in the face of literally everything I’m seeing... :-/

True enough, but my dander still has plenty to fall back on if this particular incident isn’t a bunch of gun-crazed white dudes.

Obviously it’s people SO COMMITTED to making the right look bad that they’ve gone deep undercover as right-wing assholes their WHOLE LIVES!

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

OMG, it would be stellar. I could have ALL MY BEAUTY PRODUCTS OUT ALL THE TIME!