“My dad, he is a good Christian man, I am a good Christian man, but we just do this for fun. We are not trying to cause any havoc or stir up any trouble, we are just trying to have some fun”

Preach. 18 hours then an emergency c-section with my first. My next birth was half that time and a VBAC. With that trend, I would seriously have to have four more kids before I could get down to a “quick” labor and delivery...

Set this story to the Hoarders theme music and you sentimental saps will see this horror show for what it is.

Zero judgment. A job’s a job.

WE MADE THE SAME JOKE AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT!

Can you imagine the hit your ego must take when you’re cast as an off-brand Dave Coulier?

#truth

Since it’s LA, it really should be “The Driving Dead”, tagline “Soon, The 405 Really Will Be Murder.”

Oh christ. CHRIST! You’re a fucking warrior! I say this with ZERO smugness or rubbing it in, but with humility, awe, and respect: I seriously lucked out during the whole birth thing. Though I will admit to moaning AS it was happening “Whyyyyyyyyyyyy did I want to do this! I could have had another c-section! No one…

Woo hoo to VBAC moms. 10.5? Good lord, you weren’t fucking around. I thought my 9.2 pounder was bad enough...

Madame Tussauds is literally the creepiest place I’ve ever been in my life... and I’ve been to the Parisian catacombs and a megachurch. Seriously, though, I felt so uneasy there. (Except the little corner that talked about the history of Madame Tussaud, which was pretty interesting... and incidentally probably the…

Well, I don’t know about the straight part (I’d imagine it may well only have been tested on women in heterosexual relationships—which doesn’t mean a woman is straight, and besides, it’s not like queer women are biologically different) but I shall stand corrected on my initial guess. How disappointing...

I’d imagine a main demographic for this is post-menopausal women.

Perhaps. Honestly, though, I can’t handle Starbucks burned tasting espresso, so I’ve never been big into them anyways...

Oh. I see. I would say he is almost certainly “Karsi dead” if ya know what I mean...

Are you referring to Cold Hands in Book 5?

That would not shock me.

Ned is most assuredly dead. We saw his tarred head on a pike, so he’s dead, dead, dead, as much as it pains me to admit it, even years later.

Well, in the books we know where Gendry is, even if we haven’t checked in on him in a while. Benjen is still a mystery, though I’m pretty confident he’s dead.