“I can’t imagine what it would be like to have created a movie that caused a man to target its audience.”

Madness.

MAZEL TOV!!! So very exciting! Welcome to Mom Club! The first rule of Mom Club is that you do not talk about Mom Club... Because you are too busy or exhausted to leave the house to talk to another adult except to go to work...

Ze world, she is cruel!

My little guy will be 4 in September and I am loving this age. He’s so fabulous. Little lady is 14 months next week. Consider them kissed!

Don’t look now, but I think there are some kids on your lawn. Go yell at them.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL A GREY?!?! Absurd!!

Hiiiiiiiiii!!! How are you?!

That is awesome. AWESOME.

RIGHT?! It’s like “I don’t care if it’s a pancake the size of my ample ass, it’s not going to take 40 minutes.”

THANK YOU for this confirmation. This is absurd to me and my limited experience in kitchens/extensive experience eating breakfast.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

#nailedit

Never change.

When I think of a future where people are oblivious to the particular stupidities of Twilight, I basically hear Louie Armstrong singing “Wonderful World” in my head...

I was hoping to hear from you on this topic. I was nervous you’d be like “Yeah it sucks, but this is totally legal and happens all the time.” I'm so glad to hear that this is outrageous as it sounds/actually is.

I’m with you, totally.

I always took Svengali to mean charismaticly manipulative, which is...pretty bad. But maybe some people focus more on the charisma aspect?

I mean... I agree with the statement, but Svengali refers to a darkly manipulative person. How is that complimentary?