You have no idea how badly I want this to slowly devolve from “Kit Harrington is under 5’8”” to “Kit Harrington is actually only just 5”” to “Kit Harrington is actually Britain’s shortest man” to “Kit Harrington is a hedgehog in people clothes and he has to walk around in stilts in set. I know his body double he uses…

I think a lot of the time that has to do with their excessive thinness: makes the heads look huge. I guess that doesn’t come across on camera?

I’d put Kit Harrington in my pocket... And by pocket I mean vagina... And only the penis part of him...

Though I DO have a theory on this—celebs are almost always shorter than you imagine them (unless they are preternaturally tall). So that plus the surprise of it makes them seem SHORTER than they are IRL. I’m guessing he’s about 5’8”

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I have seen an invitation to FB SHOWERS. It's this exact thing, only no physical invitation, it's all on FB, which is even worse somehow.

Awesome.

He is not AT ALL my type. But I think his hotness transcends type...

Sure! I’m actually part time at Bustle (I probably do around 15 articles a week or so). They’re always looking for new content.

Oh hai dere! :-) Yeah, my commenting is sparser of late now that I’m home with not one but TWO wee ones and time I actually get on a laptop is spent at my freelance writing gig (enjoyable!). I miss you wacky dames!

On behalf of myself and the confusing adult feelings I have for Thor, I accept and endorse this decision.

Is it me or does “Che” look like James Franco? Is this the new weird thing he’s doing? Did he get a masters in Che Guevara Impersonation Studies from Brown when I wasn't looking?

*sigh* I love yu.

I’ve been obsessed with duikers since I saw them in an issue of Parade when I was 11.

I see what you did there...

Theirs is a pure, beautiful love. I would be honored.

Danke!

SO many L&O marathons over the years...

I miss Jez!!

YOU CAN’T SEE THIS GIF AND NOT SMILE AND CRY A LITTLE! #allcapsnecessary