I never thought there would be something more offensive about this movie than the tagline:

Ayana is who shower me thinks she is...

Thanks, dearie! Currently listening to my toddler whine and my 1 year old giggle at how hysterical she finds him :-) so... Typical day!

She is living my best life...

I am 32 and have been striking this pose, unbidden, for approximately 31 years.

My best friend’s sisters and her friends were babysitting together. My friend and I decided this could be fun. I called them and pretended to be a psychic named Madame Yolanda offering free readings to promote my new business in a nearby town. My friend had fed me information about each of them: childhood nicknames,…

Done and done my dear! Most of it is assigned/not my own pitches, but it's also a lot of the mom stuff, so it'll be familiar!

This is my stuff! Most of it is assigned and not my own pitch, but it’s a fun way to work!

Oh my god youareperfectneverchange

Hello and thank you!! I had my second baby a year ago next week (!!) and didn’t go back to work after she was born, so my computer time is limited. I have been writing professionally (for a website called Bustle, if you’re familiar with it) and I am happy to share that with you if you’re interested. (Though in order…

#onpoint #truth

I challenge ANYONE HERE to say before her God that she had not fantasized abut fucking a chicken nugget... ... ... Ummm... ... Really? No one? Just... Just me. Wow. Ummm, I clearly learned something about myself today and obviously have some stuff to work out...

EGR, old friend, I think this is your magnum opus.

Fair enough! Still, I think context counts. If this were an article on abortion rights, or even a more medical aspect of pregnancy I’d be right there with you. But in this context “unborn baby,” while a loaded, certainly, and not medically correct term feels more fitting to me, so I see why the author went with it.

I mean... You shouldn’t be. ;-)

What a gorgeous tribute to what seems to have been a truly beautiful marriage. My heart breaks for her/

I was never particularly invested in medical marijuana legality. I was for it, but always in kind of a meh whatever kind of way... Until I saw what it can do and that it is goddamn magic. Now I’m basically an apostle. (Never mind that I don’t even personally use it and haven’t smoked in, like, five years.) So go you…

Oh yeah. We’re probably at about a jar every two weeks and there's only one old enough to eat PB...

My kid will probably lose half his body weight when he starts eating lunch in school cuz right now it's all peanut butter all the time...

As someone who admittedly and problematically feels smug about the contents of her grocery cart every week and pays attention to nutrition, I even think this is complete bullshit. Come on. Also: peanut butter has nutritional value! Especially natural peanut butter and especially if your kid doesn’t, say, eat meat and…