I hear this guy went to college on a mental gymnastics scholarship.

I swear to god this is not condescending, I am genuinely curious...

"You're very bold girl!" was HANDS DOWN my favorite moment.

indeed: I've had my hands a bit full with the almost-4-month-old Petite Comtesse (and, of course, 3 year old Petit Comte).

there is absolutely no way I can compete with these stories! Sweet Jesus. First birth was 18 hours or labor that ended in an emergency csection. Second was a vaginal delivery of a 9 pound 2 oz baby. I think both are awful in their own way, but sweet mother of god, none of the horror show shit I'm reading about below!

I was in so much pain and my whole bottom area was feeling pressure that when I pooped (relieving some of the pressure) I gleefully announced it!

Sorry things didn't go as planned but... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! I am so happy for you! I did 18 hours of labor before my c-section with my first: take ALL THE PAIN MEDS on a fixed schedule and walk every day for a bit and you will recover beautifully!

My face is currently contorted in agony for you right now. Gah!

you will be fabulous!

OMG OMG OMG OMG. No. NOOOOOOOOOO!

Us members of the urban community tend to have a different hair texture than those in the, let's say, farming community.

OBVI!

perfect.

Businesses are people, sir, and they deserve to be heard louder than the rest of us! Amurrica!

you did this JUST TO HURT ME! You're the funniest internet sensation since cat videos. Thank you and Bon voyage

well played, good bitch! It's been a pleasure. Enjoy the joust: I hope a knight throws you a carnation.

DID she though. I'm thinking of the books: I don't know if she ever had a "I'm awful for not being a mother to Jon" moment in the books.

that was one of the items on my wedding menu. It was quite popular and, almost 7 years later, I'm still hearing about how delicious the food was at my wedding.

oh! And Rickon is fascinating, though I fear he is a Bolton in the making...