they're both gorgeous! We done good!!

That's pretty hilarious.

Omggggggggggggg! So scrumptious! Such a scholarly gaze on this little yogi! How old now? Breastfeeding can definitely be rough, particularly at first. Have you gone to Kellymom.com? Great website.

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this is fucking brilliant

I was actually just saying the other day that no matter how well they speak, a toddler always sounds drunk when singing.

I'm currently studying under 2 mentors ;-)

ha! Oh thanks. I spend most of my waking hours with one: glad it's paid off! ;-)

I'm American. I'm probably just adept at understanding toddler nonsense. :-p

well from now on I will respond to your articles with "Fuck your mouth!" Just to make you giggle.

considering she is reenacting the challenge, I'm thinking she probably asked to do it and knew what was involved. I doubt the water is cold enough to be traumatizing or even particularly upsetting.

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holy shit that is perfect.

MOVE OVER DON DRAPER!!!!!

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

Do you mean Lannisters*? You're just jealous of our glorious blonde hair** and insane wealth***!

Well then Bran should have developed SpiderMan powers. I WOULD say that he should have listened to his mother, but his mother is even more insufferable than he is.

Bran. The most BORING child. Jaime deserves a medal.

oh he will absolutely kill Cersei and then either die or kill himself.

oh wouldn't it be lovely...