Even for an Executive Assistant to a CEO, that’s not impressive compensation.

There’s always Waffle House.

We are definitely the coolest family ever and we live in Edina.

• Assist 10-year old’s with light homework. ... Play math games with thems such as “how much fish should we buy today for five of us?” and “how long will it take us to

Sounds like your childhood was typical.

Is everyone supposed to go claim a house and hope to go viral for a chance to keep it?

Neither. They’re being allowed to buy it.

It’s a bit of a “wow factor” demo that could be used to teach differing vapor pressures, a combustion reaction, heat transfer, specific heat, and ignition temperature. There’s a good overview of it here. 

Seriously. Just the thought of her saying this in her Midwestern mimsy voice has made dumber.

Meanwhile, in Canada, things are so uneventful that Trudeau is under fire for supporting a local doughnut shop whose fair wage prices were seen as ‘elitist’. No wonder Harry and Meghan said “fuck off” to Britain and decamped to O Canada.

You just know Pete’s Iowa supporters are whiter than Pete Buttigieg in a snowstorm if they don’t understand the horribly militaristic police state connotations of shouting down BLM with “Boot Edge Edge”.

One (especially a posh one) can be an environmentalist and still be a Tory. Just ask Zac Goldsmith.

Oh gosh, the errors make me think Siri or Echo is their copy desk.
Who am I kidding? They’ve never had a copy desk.

Me: Never worn blackface but had one of those “necessary convos” re how standard seems to have changed over time.

This is a disgustingly irresponsible school experiment to have conducted, even if the teacher had done so competently. Lighting alcohol on fire is a basic safety no-no even in university freshman lab classes. (Doing so in class just encourages students to go home and set fire to alcohol.) Plus, certain belligerent…

I’m willing to bet she’s since paid him back the cost of her tuition and housing, and then some.

It’s ludicrous, because why isn’t he similarly coming after Samantha (also his daughter) to support him in his senior years?

It’s an extra layer of disgusting because many of us who were teens at the time her career launched will remember just what a disgusting lech her dad was in public comments about her body. And how she was brought up ultra-conservative and basically married Nick Lachey so they could be intimate without angering her…

Jacob Rees-Mogg isn’t a bad comparison, Kelly, but the real Mr. Peanut incarnate is David Cameron. He even has the same honey-roasted spray tan shade.

This is the correct take. I also hate it when I have to show up for 7:30am conferences and the provided breakfast is a sad-looking box of donuts and a carafe of bland, burnt coffee.