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About 50 miles north of Kalamazoo, Founder's brews their Centennial IPA, and it goddamned spectacular, as well.

They should've known he was bluffing when he said he was worried about tampering.

A quick bump from the tip of the wood and then he collapses and is completely forgiven for his previous shortcomings? I've been married to A.J. Pierzynski for the last 11 years and had no idea.

*...do not resuscitate, please.

The fuck are you talking about? The Royals outfield of Cain/Aoki/Gordon are all individually among the league leaders in defensive metrics and Alex Gordon was 5th in the majors in WAR (ahead of guys like Stanton, Posey, Bautista, Beltre, Miggy, and Jose Abreu) while Lorenzo Cain finished in the top-30 ahead of MVP

Are you dense? The Kansas City team is a model of SABR and WAR. Do you know who Alex Gordon is? Lorenzo Cain? Do you also know that every single team in Major League Baseball utilizes the stats you're shitting on? Those defensive shifts you're looking at come straight from mathematicians and their analysis, dipshit.

Goddamn. This is just the best.

Dude you have no idea what you're fucking talking about. Because I know I ton of stat heads who were all over this team. Especially considering their defensive metrics.

Next to empty bbq takeout boxes and empty 2 liters of RC Cola.

This Royals team is one of the most fun teams I've watched in baseball in a long while.

You know, as a long-suffering Padres fan, I see something like this and it really tugs at the heartstrings. I see a team that's struggled year in and year out for so long. A team that has been a bottom feeder; a small payroll team that has to fight an uphill battle every season, and it finally pays off. It makes me

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

As a lifelong Royals fan born almost 9 months to the day before their last trip the post season ended I can honestly say I wouldn't be upset. It'd suck for them to make this far, in the way they did and then lose it, but every new game is one being played with house money after the last 29 seasons of cashing out

Best fans in Missouri.

I'm afraid they're going to end up in the same situation as the 2007 Rockies, getting so incredibly hot that they run train to the World Series, and then have to wait 7-10 days for the NLCS to finish, and there goes all the momentum. But I'm sure as hell enjoying their ride in the meantime, I'm totally on the Royal