I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

As punishment for their neglect, the guilty parties will be compelled to attend parenting classes and all of the Browns' remaining home games this season.

As much as I would enjoy a relegation system, the US market isn't ready for it. English soccer is an integral part of the social fabric there. Fans have a multi-generational attachment to their local clubs that can more than survive relegation. None of these conditions apply here in the US. Relegation would be a death…

Making contact with the ball is not the same thing as recording a base hit. A base hit is when a batter hits the ball into fair territory and reaches first base safely without the benefit of an error or fielder's choice. Hitting the ball to a fielder for an out, as in the play above, is not a hit.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Did disturbing the remains of vengeful natives cause the decades of futility on the site?

The Tequesta were a particularly superstitious people when it came to ailments and injuries. At the first sign of any trouble, they would consult with the tribe's Schiano Man in the hopes that he would scare it out of them with wild and insane chanting.

"15 yard personal foul. The Tequesta tribe. Cursing."

You think that's bad? They built Ford Field in DETROIT.

You're giving me a boner, Merkle.

Historically, Donaldson is only one of many A's to have a mid-career power spike as a result of a new "load process."