While you're at it, make it a dual-flush toilet valve! Installation is just as simple, but you get two handles - one for #1, another for #2 - that can save you a bunch of money (supposedly; I just installed a couple in my house a month ago).

Of course Jurgen's comments are detrimental to MLS: they fly in the face of what Garber's trying to make us believe he's doing. But just because they're detrimental doesn't mean they're wrong.

Moustakas never hit the ground, telling reporters he was snagged by a web of arms, lifted up, and hoisted over the railing. "I was crowd surfing," he said. "Then they just kinda tossed me back on the field and just told me to go get 'em again. It was pretty cool."

Just looking for a scapegoat.

Bummed he accidentally missed Denver. It would've beat everyone, and everyone but Chicago by a good bit.

The thing that's driving me crazy is how many apps have their only GPS options as "Always" and "Never" when "While app is in use" is the most reasonable option. There are very few apps that should be concerned with my GPS when I'm not using the app.

A white man hasn't been blindsided that badly by a redskin since Custer.

I don't envy the photographer in turn four having to cull all those photos.

Without that whole "ADDITIONAL" section, he's just another Starbucks barista waiting to get in line.

+R5

You seam upset.

Super Noticia has the right idea: lead with a hot lady in a bra to distract readers from contemplating manslaughter upon reading the main headline.

For the other teams in the tournament, the real lesson from Uruguay's victory is how to get under Italy's skin.

I came via the How to Build a Fire with a Knife story, stayed for the many knife entries.

*boop*

COURSE FEES: $5,000,000

FIFA: "let's just Qatar losses and give it to London."

Most of Kansas roots for the Celtics? I figured KU would be them by a country mile.

What a rebound-bound-bound-bound!

"RV for rent.