that song was 10 years ago girl, I mean 10 years ago Amy Schumer and Louis CK did way more horrible shit, and you still love them, so i don’t know why you give them a pass and not Katy Perry? Also name me some more of your favorite people, because i bet i could find something they did in the last 10 years that you…

It’s like the difference between an actual human being and a bratz doll.

I dislike Lea Michele, but I have no good reason for it.

Am I a bad person because I can’t help but wish a lot of ill and harm would befall this horrible woman? I mean, I don’t wish her death, but I’d be fine if she were stuck with alopecia that would make all her hair fall out, or maybe some good ole fashioned boils and suppurating pustules about the face.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

The other day, I saw her book in a bookstore and moved it back to the fiction section.

What the hell does your age have to do with loving cake? You’ll take my birthday cake out of my cold dead hands on my 101st birthday, when I die fighting some other bitch at the rest home for the corner piece, because that’s where all the icing’s at. THREE SURFACES OF FROSTING.

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

49 year old late-starter so fears for his life from a black teenager running away from him that he shoots him in the back - and these are the brave people meant to be protecting you.

if only jezebel would follow his lead.

is this that white privilege thing everyones talking about these days

Oh this is adorable! I look forward to all the ones with African Americans. Oh no wait, they do have them. They’re called “Can you please identify the deceased?”

Can we show a modicum of fucking respect and not show a man’s bloodied body on the ground? I'm really done with the dehumanized black body gore porn.

It would not be good if it were a lady rocker that this happened to so why is it good to keep playing this.....he’s fine and he’s hot and yeah he has a nice cock, but stop okay seriously stop. Equity

He’s a very talented designer, but some people are bothered by the fact that he was caught on tape making gross jokes about Auschwitz. Dude is brilliant,probably crazy and definitely a dick.

Ted is an unreliable narrator. And a psychopath douchebag.