MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

I know this is just a joke, but I’m kinda disappointed in how the gay jokes came out for this. Men don’t get as many chances to experiment with fashion/clothing/style, and if they do, their masculinity is often called into question (as is their heterosexuality). There’s nothing wrong with not being a super-macho guy…

OR maybe he’s a just a human who thought he was close friends with a person that he shared a very unique and life-changing experience with. Even if he is an ass and that’s why an invitation was not extended, then fine. But asses have feelings too. Your inane and weirdly proud declaration of not knowing who these…

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

You idiot. Fuck him, fuck his wife, and fuck their legacy. Maybe their children will grow up without their parents’ inherent cruelty and sociopathy and will choose a lifestyle that doesn’t involve poaching animals. We can hope. If not? Fuck them, too.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

I would rather a million children with disabilities get games that they can play than see another mini-NES or Amiibo come off the assembly line for whiny man-babies and scalpers.

1. Yes, the photos used in a story are usually less dramatic and smaller than the cover photo. That’s how things work.

Hoooowwwww do we make them see?

Anti black Latinos always confound me. Like you realize they half your team right? Like Afro Latinos are a significant portion of the Global population. But, ok girl. This is why I also enjoy a good laugh when white Latinos tell people they don’t have race/color issues. 

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Some people see blue and black, some people see white and gold, and some people see an empty store front.

When I was about his age I’d go to Toys R’Us after school to play Goldeneye on their display N64.

Advocates of a ban say that relationships between a lawyer and client is inherently unequal, making any sex potentially coercive.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

Just having an open and successful funny meme sharing. Now professional commenters, incited by righteous anger, are mentioning the reality of handing the presidency over to an incompetent jerk. Very unfair!

A whole hell of a lot of women violently hate other women. And they don’t care when other women are sexually assaulted,if they don’t actively route for it, because they know sexual assault only happens to bad women who deserve it, so they’re safe AND dirty whores get what’s coming to them. It’s a win-win.