MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

I agree, but a lot people voted for him and unfortunately he is our President.

Me, waiting for 30 July:

I know this is just a joke, but I’m kinda disappointed in how the gay jokes came out for this. Men don’t get as many chances to experiment with fashion/clothing/style, and if they do, their masculinity is often called into question (as is their heterosexuality). There’s nothing wrong with not being a super-macho guy…

OR maybe he’s a just a human who thought he was close friends with a person that he shared a very unique and life-changing experience with. Even if he is an ass and that’s why an invitation was not extended, then fine. But asses have feelings too. Your inane and weirdly proud declaration of not knowing who these…

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

You idiot. Fuck him, fuck his wife, and fuck their legacy. Maybe their children will grow up without their parents’ inherent cruelty and sociopathy and will choose a lifestyle that doesn’t involve poaching animals. We can hope. If not? Fuck them, too.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

I would rather a million children with disabilities get games that they can play than see another mini-NES or Amiibo come off the assembly line for whiny man-babies and scalpers.

1. Yes, the photos used in a story are usually less dramatic and smaller than the cover photo. That’s how things work.

Where’s Carl? I feel like when we see him again he’s going to be 6' 5" and sporting a full beard. (I guess with everyone split up in different places, it’s easier to forget that he’s missing than back when they were all traveling in a Winnebago and T-Dog disappeared for 3 whole episodes.)

There’s also a photo of her blistered hand, but honestly, it’s a bit much. Click here to see it.

I’m sorry, but in what world are these photos graphic? Also, the blistered finger? This is why people say we’ve gone too far in nannying everyone.

Kind of surprised that you didn’t comment on the lack the show of showing Ezekiel changing his mind. That’s the kind of decision that TWD would normally show in extended and excruciating detail as the character wandered a dimly lit space of some kind, their face reflecting their thoughts as they labour to process…

Just give us a damn mute button already. I can’t unfollow certain people who have managed to find me and it makes me avoid instagram when they post 100000 fucking times. I don’t understand why this is so hard for them to figure out.

Hoooowwwww do we make them see?

Anti black Latinos always confound me. Like you realize they half your team right? Like Afro Latinos are a significant portion of the Global population. But, ok girl. This is why I also enjoy a good laugh when white Latinos tell people they don’t have race/color issues. 

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.