The other day, I saw her book in a bookstore and moved it back to the fiction section.

What the hell does your age have to do with loving cake? You’ll take my birthday cake out of my cold dead hands on my 101st birthday, when I die fighting some other bitch at the rest home for the corner piece, because that’s where all the icing’s at. THREE SURFACES OF FROSTING.

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

49 year old late-starter so fears for his life from a black teenager running away from him that he shoots him in the back - and these are the brave people meant to be protecting you.

if only jezebel would follow his lead.

is this that white privilege thing everyones talking about these days

Oh this is adorable! I look forward to all the ones with African Americans. Oh no wait, they do have them. They’re called “Can you please identify the deceased?”

Can we show a modicum of fucking respect and not show a man’s bloodied body on the ground? I'm really done with the dehumanized black body gore porn.

It would not be good if it were a lady rocker that this happened to so why is it good to keep playing this.....he’s fine and he’s hot and yeah he has a nice cock, but stop okay seriously stop. Equity

He’s a very talented designer, but some people are bothered by the fact that he was caught on tape making gross jokes about Auschwitz. Dude is brilliant,probably crazy and definitely a dick.

But body diversity only applies to fat people and any suggestion that shaming thin women is counter-productive to body acceptance will be met with a lecture on thin privilege.

I would watch a movie about this Prince Charming

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

I’m praying that the Photoshop gods are at work here because otherwise, FML

Me: 4 for Inside Out in 3D.

Ted is an unreliable narrator. And a psychopath douchebag.