The thought of a small child in a horse face mask is going to be my light in the darkest of places.

I suspect a very ambitious parent has this blog. And I can’t think that Mayhem (argh) has arms long enough to tape herself into that gold wrapping paper dress

It’s also a very serial killer name. *shiver*

Levi Charles Reardon

Dr. Ruth is not wrong.

Is he for birthing babies...or against birthing babies.... or just stating that babies are born?

How girl get pragnent?

I should have considered the comments I'd be making when I picked my username.

Agreed, though your username is a bit of a glass house, no?

Fucking Penn Badgley. We get it. You took a creative writing course that one time.

It was hard going thru thousands of selfies for my book Selfish & picking the ones I thought u would love the most!

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

“You’re So Beautiful Just Like U R (As Long As You’re Conventionally Beautiful)”

Yes, I get told a lot “You don’t even wear any make-up!” Um, no. I am wearing foundation, concealer, eyeshadow, blush, mascara and lip gloss. When I go out I add eye liner and a darker lipstick. But I absolutely wear make-up every day. Natural looking make-up.

“Wear it when you sleep and swim!”

As always, Teh Amy skewers the heart of the matter. That is absolutely the subtext of every one of those goddamn songs....

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

Speaking as a Chinese guy, allow me to take a whack at the PC police. I ain't even mad.