You can have my double-space when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.

A single space is correct. Double-spacing is an artifact of typesetting conventions that no longer exist:

Right...don’t let Word judge you for using two spaces. Let me be the one to judge you for that.

Other 46% probably just had victims too scared to report or who tried but police didn’t take them seriously and file the report properly

I saw them back in 2000 and it was the best show I’ve ever seen. They’re electric on stage. So much energy and passion for the music and the songs. I didn’t realize the album had been held up by a nasty divorce that I didn’t realize was nasty. This all around sucks. Why do men have to come and shit on our parades? And…

It already came out. Didn’t you get it yet? It’s great!

I just assumed it’s a literal pandemic and actual promotion can’t be done, so they’re holding the album.

Is. . . that wrong?

Right? Like, can’t even try to mitigate the economic damage because they only care about the RIGHT NOW. Over and over.

Not one person saying this thinks they will be the one to die. Do not resume any of your regular activity - if you have the privilege not to - until three weeks after you see Dan Fucking Patrick shaking hands in a crowd.

yep, I’d hate to see what could happen if we ever allowed that ...

Good thing the president is immune from conflicts of interest.

Exactly. He is perfect in every way. I do not have any confusing dad/husband feelings to sort out. Stanley Tucci is a snack and I want to eat him up. 

I am also automatically suspicious of anyone who would marry Kimberly Guilfoyle.

This entire post is entirely an excuse for Tucci thirst and I am HERE FOR IT

after his divorce from Food Network icon and Kwanzaa cake maker, Sandra Lee.

I also cannot believe how much MasterClass has been bombarding me on YouTube. No, I do not want to learn how semi-act from Natalie Portman, thankyouverymuch.

Watching local news is almost as bad. I’m an old who hasn’t given up the habit of watching my local news station every morning, but jesus, are these people driving me crazy. Between the repetition of “we’re all in this together” and the annoying fluff pieces, and the persistent awe of the anchors about “I’m doing this…

This is a global trauma. It's okay to not feel okay when life has become so uncertain and frightening. If being productive or learning new things makes you feel better, by all means, do them. But no one needs to, and you certainly shouldn't force yourself. Getting through the day is all any of us need to be doing…

I’m an essential worker, so I’ve still got a job for now, but I’ve also had this art project in mind for awhile, and I thought, weekends where I can’t go anywhere, that will be the perfect time to work on it. I started out ok, but I keep losing steam, I should probably be working on it right now, the pieces I have…

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