Right? Like, can’t even try to mitigate the economic damage because they only care about the RIGHT NOW. Over and over.

Not one person saying this thinks they will be the one to die. Do not resume any of your regular activity - if you have the privilege not to - until three weeks after you see Dan Fucking Patrick shaking hands in a crowd.

yep, I’d hate to see what could happen if we ever allowed that ...

Good thing the president is immune from conflicts of interest.

Exactly. He is perfect in every way. I do not have any confusing dad/husband feelings to sort out. Stanley Tucci is a snack and I want to eat him up. 

I am also automatically suspicious of anyone who would marry Kimberly Guilfoyle.

This entire post is entirely an excuse for Tucci thirst and I am HERE FOR IT

after his divorce from Food Network icon and Kwanzaa cake maker, Sandra Lee.

I also cannot believe how much MasterClass has been bombarding me on YouTube. No, I do not want to learn how semi-act from Natalie Portman, thankyouverymuch.

Watching local news is almost as bad. I’m an old who hasn’t given up the habit of watching my local news station every morning, but jesus, are these people driving me crazy. Between the repetition of “we’re all in this together” and the annoying fluff pieces, and the persistent awe of the anchors about “I’m doing this…

I miss restaurants and bars so, so much, almost as much as I miss my gym. I’ve been using weights I ordered online, but nothing feels like being in the gym, pushing hard, all those mirrors, the heavy, heavy weights, the kettle bells, the Overly Friendly Guy and Oxygen Guy and the Guy Who Hogs the Smith Machine. Even…

This is a global trauma. It's okay to not feel okay when life has become so uncertain and frightening. If being productive or learning new things makes you feel better, by all means, do them. But no one needs to, and you certainly shouldn't force yourself. Getting through the day is all any of us need to be doing…

I’m an essential worker, so I’ve still got a job for now, but I’ve also had this art project in mind for awhile, and I thought, weekends where I can’t go anywhere, that will be the perfect time to work on it. I started out ok, but I keep losing steam, I should probably be working on it right now, the pieces I have…

I was saying to a friend earlier this week, we'll know this is really over when every other commercial on TV doesn't start with In these trying times... or variations thereof.  

It’s the productivity shamers that are getting to me. Look at the THINGS you could be DOING. Look at all the STUFF you could be LEARNING.

If you love/want perfect coffee - just coffee - Moccamaster by Technivorm is the best. Fight me.

If you love/want perfect coffee - just coffee - Moccamaster by Technivorm is the best. Fight me.

As someone who works in a hospital on the front lines, the people ENRAGE me. Their behavior is beyond reckless. They are actively endangering my life and the lives of my colleagues. When they get sick (and some most certainly will), they will absolutely expect us to take care of them with total disregard for our…

In the case of the protesters, while I don’t actively hope they get sick and die, I’ll also have a hard time mustering up much sympathy if that happens.

This primary has sucked. There seemed to be a real chance to either have some combination of (1) the emergence of a real progressive candidate enthusiastically pursuing a real progressive platform, (2) the emergence of a youngish leader for the party moving forward or (3) the emergence of a candidate reflective of the…