Barry, we gave it a shot over here:

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

I was raised Catholic and the only thing that kept even half my foot in the door as a kid was sheer terror. “You’re gonna go to hell” was a common refrain TO TELL CHILDREN. And my family wasn’t even an “easter and christmas” type of churchgoing family. My mom only sent me to CCD to “make grandma happy.” Thanks. Still…

I’d like to think my “eat shit dickhole” comments on Jim Spanfeller’s tweets are helping this process.

That is why you are an asshole.

Even though it’s a popular sports thing to say, I have never been the kind of person to say “I could do a better job of running this enterprise than the current owners.”

The expression “You can’t polish a turd” comes to mind.

Gotta do something while he’s waiting for the next Pirates or Fantastic Beasts movie.

Which means one thing.....................he will be offered a job in the Trump administration.

That’s the age when he became undead, but he’s really like 440.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

The internet was a mistake.

Where is Bran’s arrow?

Seriously, this article has 48K clicks and counting. But sure, If management thinks no one wants this type of content...

This was the best. You can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half...