Oh man. I’m sorry I laughed at that. I hope you have something to toss back at him :)

My then-boyfriend requested a strawberry-rhubarb pie, which I had never made before. I went on and on about how pie was my specialty (it was) and I make fabulous homemade pie crust (still do) buuuuut, I didn’t know you needed to cook down the fruit so they wouldn’t be soggy. My pie was a soggy, soupy disaster of a…

Weak ass trolling indeed.... We don’t have trolls but we are missing you... https://deadsplinter.com/2020/01/07/hello-there-lurking-newcomers/

We don’t have trolls but we are missing you... https://deadsplinter.com/2020/01/07/hello-there-lurking-newcomers/

No autoplay, just sayin... https://deadsplinter.com/2020/01/07/hello-there-lurking-newcomers/

There seems to be some...overlap...

I tweeted something pretty innocuous about Gervais and his show Afterlife and the flood of randos calling me a ‘cunt’ was...something...

Our health care system is well and truly fucked https://deadsplinter.com/2020/01/08/americans-dying-due-to-lack-of-health-insurance/

RIGHT?!?

It us:

How are we even questioning whether or not Nic Cage is hot in this? That is so freaking hot.

Best lines...I’ll start:
Do you love him, Loretta?
Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Oh, God, that’s too bad.

Right? We are calling Moonstruck, for which Cher won an Oscar for best actress, Olympia Dukakis won one for best supporting actress, and it won best screenplay, “underrated”? It was also nominated for best picture and best director.

Do we know she’s not a regular? Or maybe she’s just being nice and would prefer chatty bartender just leave her alone to read or look at her phone.

I’ve always called it the Irish Exit and I am a maestro.

I have a certificate in French Pastry from a now defunct local culinary school and can confirm that pre-made puff is ‘close enough’ and making it yourself is not worth the time. A nice brioche, sure. Macaron? All day long. Gougere? Totally. But I never make my own puff.

Sorry Not Sorry

I use mine most days and am also amazed that it hasn’t existed forever!

There’s just so many terrible versions. Let’s see...
Giuliani, Trump, Chris Christie?
Eric, Don JR, Jared?
Any Three Huckabees?

Well, we know who he married and we know who he fucked: #RIP Ann Coulter!
Edited to add: I bet we can think of worse ones! And...GO!