Yes, I like it!!

I would write it all down on paper and rip it up tomorrow. You’ll feel better and you won’t give them the satisfaction.

They left that part out of Rocketman. We need Rocketman II, The 90s. 

He looks like he’s wandered away from his caregivers. Someone should call for a Silver Alert. 

The only insults Trump can come up with are school yard “I know you are but what am I”. Impeach me? No impeach MITT!

Stupid feckless cunt!

Effectuated by her plastic surgeon 

Gwen Ifill’s voice is sorely needed these days. I would love to see Dorothy Parker eviscerate Trump on Twitter. And for fun how about Gilda Radner?  

Graydon Carter had it right all those years ago. “Short-fingered vulgarian” indeed. 

It’s a feature, not a bug.

It’s not like he’s a Stanford swimmer who’s life would be RUINED /s

I completely agree but I fucking love it so much. Give me Bret bugs and Feral Hogs and these two jagoffs to keep the existential dread at bay!!!

You mean “if”, right? Riiight?? 

So you’ve definitely met them! [Also, is that a thing?!? Asking for future reference.]

Good point.

Ya this is not the flex they think it is.

Are we gonna talk about this dude’s xXx tattoo???

He is downright perturbed

I don’t know that I’ll forgive Oprah for unleashing Dr. Oz on us, but he’s not wrong.

Shit you’ve met my ex.