I don’t know that I’ll forgive Oprah for unleashing Dr. Oz on us, but he’s not wrong.

Shit you’ve met my ex.

Jeff Flake’s gonna write another a STRONGLY WORDED op-ed.

You ever kick a puff ball mushroom while walking in the woods? 

Starred for “blew his crime load early” 

Also, he doesn’t even look like previous pictures that I’ve see of him. He seems to be taking his few weeks in jail hard...

Well, he is white 

Soggy moosh brain indeed:

He’s an all around POS.

Of course not, she’s a 3, or a 4, tops.

Would we know?

I LOL’d; take your damn star.

I wiki’d him because I couldn’t remember if he should be in jail or not (hard to keep track of everyone). Anyway, he seems great:

Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

I look forward to him trying to keep his story straight for 11 hours of congressional testimony.

Already out there: 

Edam you!

They’d be covered in de-brie.

I thought we changed it to the Bret Stephens’ effect?

Thanks for sharing his picture. I’m sick of seeing ‘her’ horrible face all over the news. I hope his family finds some semblance of peace.