Guys: the rhythm is gonna get you.

@Beauregard: I had to google it. Apparently Bella and whatsisface have a kid, and that kid is named Renesmee.

Oh, Hortense, NEVER be ashamed to profess your love of Can't Hardly Wait! Sing it from the rooftops, as I do, on the daily.

....Show him that you care just for him

@Thealogian: THIS.

Honestly, the evidence of my experience of a relationship over the course of several years probably WOULD take precedence over accusations occurring over the course of a few weeks, at least for a time. Why is that so unreasonable? It would take a LOT of work to make me believe that my boyfriend had committed murders I…

Really, the problem isn't that she bears arms so much as it is that she *bares* arms.

This is the most amusing/least horrifying thing Perez Hilton has ever done.

But...even if I AM a slut who's been date-raped...don't I STILL want Plan B? Is the argument that vicious raping jackals (read: teenage boys) will keep their hands to themselves as long as Plan B is out of reach? Because of how that's been so true in the past?

@fol_de_rol: My Women's Studies-major friend currently does development work for a women's nonprofit.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Dude, I'm always ruthlessly deleting emails from my outlook when my inbox fills up, and filling out forms all chock full of typos. All under the watchful gaze of one Sophia Smith as she appears on my Great Moments in Smith History timeline.

Smith ladies, rocking it hardcore since 1875. Win!

@fabulousmiriam: Some of these are delightful! And they definitely don't feel "modest", just "having-of-shoulders".

Oh lordy. I'm engaged. I hate attention, I hate being looked at, and there's a very narrow window of fashions I feel I can wear without looking like I've arrived in costume. I hate displaying emotions in front of my family—and in fact will become hideously uncomfortable if they display emotions in front of me, even…

@vamusical: I got pretty tired of hearing how much I hated America from "real Americans" tragically early in the Bush Administration. Don't they realize if we really hated America, we wouldn't bother with the protesting?

Slightly beside the point, but I've read those good-wife guidelines a few times, and I always wonder: did we really think men were so fragile they needed the safety and soothing quiet of the womb upon their return from work? Were their jobs really so much harder than ours are now?

It looks to be about the same color as mrteenwordpower's, which most people call red despite not being the fire-engine, brick, or actually-orange variety.

Bisexuality is a curse now?

@MizJenkins: The Jill Sobule is not the "original", it's a completely different song, about different relationship dynamics. And is awesome.

Can we talk about this hatred of "I Kissed a Girl" for a minute? Besides being banal, I've never really understood the hostility. Everyone seems to interpret the story as that of two straight women making out FOR THE PURPOSE of entertaining the men around them. Does it state somewhere in the lyrics that men are…