ANONYMOUS, please!

How about a Gene Tierney sex tape?

Coooooool. Can we please go back to children of very, very minor celebrities and pop “stars” can fuck and take pictures at holiday parties and leave us the fuck out of it? The only reason I care is that I want to express how much I don’t fucking care! Where is David Foster Wallace when you need him?

Watching this and *I’m* crying because the world is so scary and sad today and these babies are fucking beautiful.

Yes.

That makes one of us, Jamie Dornan.

I’m so embarrassed for her that I had to turn off the video. It only makes me feel slightly better that this was surely the idea of a producer.

Zoya polish, especially when using their base and top coats, are awesome. They also have great sales and specials *and* they’re nontoxic. Get yourself a Caboodle full like me!

Ballsy as fuck. I’m actually kind of choked up by how brave that was.

It doesn’t get any easier than this John McCain Rib Recipe. This whole site is gold for super easy and tasty recipes - http://www.ayearofslowcooking.com/2008/11/john-m…

I had to quit the One Bad Mother private FB group because you literally could not disagree for fear of someone feeling like they’re “not doing a good job”. If you can’t share real, actual information in parenting groups without someone’s feelings being hurt, you might as well say Fuck It and go read Jezebel.

Yeah, the Pope is such a dum dum *and* he never reads the news. It’s more plausible that he was tricked than he agrees with Kim Davis. Sure thing.

Thank you for that laugh.

Thank you, Steve Port. It makes me uncomfortable too when (usually) women are cajoled by the crowd around them to kiss. It’s in good fun when it’s a couple who wants to do it but it’s creepy when it’s coerced. I know he’s taking a lot of flack for actually saying something so I want to make sure and thank him here,…

Can Paul Schneider please make this into a movie double-quick?

I know. Gah! Why do I care so much?

Is a belly laugh like a vaginal orgasm, clitoral orgasm, or a totally different one I’ve never had?

Most unflattering rinse ever

We 100% know these Greek students don’t give a solitary fuck about rape, binge drinking, and misogyny (females included) so someone please explain to me why universities and colleges are affiliated with this system in any way shape or form? Anyone who says “volunteer projects” will be forced to eat an ookie cookie.

Well, here’s the coach’s contact information. Let him know how you you feel about these teenagers who totally acted on their own...http://nisd.net/contactus/empl…