Pretty sure this is a success from her perspective.

i was reading that dialog thinking, yeah, i can sorta kinda see her point...until i realized i was reading it backwards - her texts as his.

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

Lutheran or Canadian?

First we need to know how he’s holding up with the whole incarceration thing... has his quality of life been adversely affected? That will have to be factored in.

Don’t worry, Slick Willie is already working him:

The movie was based on his autobiography, and detailed his life as he had lived it up until that point. As a listener and fan, I don’t ever find myself thinking that he isn’t being totally honest about or taking responsibility for his actions. I always thought that transparency was the backbone of his entire career.

I was looking through the Bergdorf’s magazine this weekend with a friend and we laughed at this ridiculous coat for a really long time. Doesn’t it remind you of this guy?

I’m actually more confounded by women who pee on the toilet seat. If you want to crouch, go ahead, but please lift the seat so I don’t set myself on it after you and get that horrifying, piss-on-the-thigh feeling that never goes away.

And fuck that ‘just knock’ tripe. I don’t want to have a conversation while shitting in public. I want you to realize the stall is occupied without having to verbally tell you, hence the locked door.

I’m always so torn when things like this happen...On one hand, yeah, no one wants to read that racist shit and it gets used as justification for even more racism later. On the other hand though, people should be held accountable for the things they say and do and removing it is almost like pretending that it isn’t…

If Trump becomes president, do you think the Secret Service’s job will be to protect the rest of us from him?

I often wonder if people who make these ‘animals more than people’ declarations realize that they sound like petty narcissists with empathy deficits and not the daring iconoclasts they seem to think they are.

Family annihilators often kill pets. It’s not unusual at all. And there’s plenty of work gone into figuring out why family annihilators exist. That work is ongoing.

Yeah, that’s the thing needing prioritizing here.

I did not see that coming.

Are you asking if I would crap my pants if I was her? No because she does public speaking for a living.

Are you asking if I would Nazi salute like her? No, because I know how to wave without looking like I’m mentally thinking Heil Hitler

Yeah, no.

Oh, word: The practice isn’t a 401c3 non profit, as this interview here explains, so the only way to donate is to make out a check directly to the office or to him (Warren M. Hern) and send it in the mail to

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.