My poor mom got lured into a pay agency on contract and she ended up with a plump man who played the accordion for one date. This isn’t inherently bad, but this was apparently his only distinguishing feature. They may have placed her once more throughout her year long “commitment fee”. She ended up embarrassed and…

Borders always had seating. They actually encouraged sitting and reading and being more of a social space. You’d always find kids sprawled out in the floor, people tucked away in a corner reading, etc. And they had those tall, free standing bookshelves that made sections of the place feel like a maze of books. Heaven.

They’d be 20 now. A baby from that year would be 20. *fears the inevitable march of time*

By Episode 8, all conflict is explained by a nonexistent demon living inside of Patty, which serves to humiliate the Southern, Christian environment where her story takes place.

...I’m not hating it...It is kind of reminding me of Jawbreaker, or Drop Dead Gorgeous. Only 3 episodes in though... <hides>

No, I don’t think it should be. I think it should just kind of go away, honestly. I don’t think it’s time for them to have a voice right now. Of course, it’s devastating to put time into a project and have it disappear. But at the same time, this movement is so powerful and so progressive that I’m just happy to be in…

Um... NO. I’m Generation X, so I’m only going to (continue to) shave the back half off and draw in little Vulcan points like muthafuckin’ Daniel Ash:

Using examples from over 70 years ago isn’t exactly helping the case...

I work at Sephora, and I can’t wait for the moment when people start rushing our store, asking us to help them achieve this madness.  *shudders*

If you watch any interviews or read any autobiographies about female film stars from the 1930s, they will all say that shaving/waxing off their eyebrows was the worst decision they made. They don’t grow back after a certain point.

Fuck no. We did the skinny eyebrow thing before and I refused then. I’ll take my caterpillar brows with me to the grave.

Excellent news. Looking forward to this. He’ll sometimes say to me, “I wish we could get married tomorrow.” WHY? Don’t you know how much more grotesque this whole relationship will become the second we get married? (He does, actually.)

Once you get married you’ll just leave the tweezers in the coffee table and go for it whenever the mood strikes. 

I try to pluck my chin hairs with my bare hands while watching Netflix and my fiancé tries not to notice what I’m up to. It takes forever since this method is so inefficient. 

Yeah, I was a teen when it was a trend in the nineties, and now a lot of my contemporaries still have super skimpy eyebrows :/.

Fuck no.  Next question.  

i can barely be bothered to shave my arm pits

This becomes a trend, and some people find out their eyebrows never grow back.

Remember, kids: unless you have the face and charisma of Marlene Dietrich and/or Rihanna, shaved and drawn-on eyebrows are a TERRIBLE IDEA. I mean, they’re a bad idea even for Rihanna and Dietrich, who both look better with their natural eyebrows. Sure, it looks cool in editorial shoots and the Blue Angel, but not in…

The Masculism ball pit is WAY worse