See, this is why I don't listen to music on a digital device - I saved myself 99 cents!

It's really hard to watch, it's true.

"Let’s see what others do." Goddamn it, he couldn't even finish one tweet without blowing it.

I'll reach out right now to you and the poster before you (who's name I've forgotten I'm sorry to say) who took the time to listen and transcribe these things. I do this now because come the Kinjapocalpyse I don't know if you'll still be doing it, and I won't be able to reply and do so because I've tried Kinja a…

How can so many commenters here - and indeed the article's author! - have forgotten the man's all caps rule?!

I'm upvoting because that's funny satire, and because I remain an optimistic person, I'm hoping that's satire.

Millennials are starting to even ruin things I don't care about now!

The dogs were rabid.

'Surfing dogs' doesn't combine well with that John Waters' movie imagery.

They also mature three more years than Americans ever will.

"That's a shame, we've run out of pictures." Good god I love dry British humor, that was wonderful.

That coffee line got a real laugh from me.

Nixon still had something like 30% support when he left, so yes.

"…Trump Tower Live,
a video blog of sorts that is literally just a mouthpiece for him and
his awful family members to spew their bullshit lies and doublespeak in
an attempt to trick people into believing what the administration wants
them to believe."

Noooo!

/thread

One sheet of recycled (i.e. brownish) paper with fading dot matrix print-out of two different Cajun recipes for turkey-bone gumbo.

Some people just want to watch the science burn.

I believe if you read his column over on The Stranger they still have them.

Question: if you had to hire a sex worker, what would you hire them for exactly?