Ha! Thanks for saving me the work.

Oh, I so want to Google that inexplicable phrase to see what comes up, but I'm at work right now…

I don't know, I think I'd be just as barely interested to red about it.

It's a start, he's not completely lost then.

Something something surplus population something!

Those gymnastics will get wearying after a year or so though, or after a big scandal. It may take time, but we'll get some of them back.

I block all the ads and can't see it either.

It's not even a fun Black Mirror either.

Worse, they tweet among us and don't get publicly shamed into deleting their account. This is why I'll never use twitter.

President Ferris F. Fremont has no idea what you're on about.

By the way, if you haven't gone and read that Easter Bunny story behind the link, please do yourself a huge favor and go read it, it's hilarious.

If I could take a two year vacation, you better effing believe I would too.

Don't worry, we're drawing in some idiots these days who're sure to chase off the better commenters soon.

I once fell asleep on the couch with the TV on and woke up to Crow T Robot going "AAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHG!" while Mike beat his head with a golf club*. That wasn't all that great to be honest.

It was neither polite nor cool, really.

And hundreds to a few thousand dollars were wasted by the federal and/or local governments treating some perfectly decent, threatless people like shit? You seem to be mistaking this for acceptable behavior from any country, much less ours.

Tourists are just going to be swarming these shores this summer, great job people!

Never meet your heroes. Never discover what crap your heroes watch on TV.

Oh, I'll agree, it's way too big to be categorized as just one thing; like most of the internet though, it is kinda dumb, from my experience.

Never go full reddit.