This. Make politics boring.

Sadly, I don’t even think there’s that much consideration behind it. Ithink there are no grownups left at CBP. I think all of the folks with half a brain are long gone, and have absorbed the directive that keeping everybody out is the primary mission now.  I mean, look at how Trump has NOAAS cowed now.  Imagine how…

I was really hoping for a transcript.... I’m too delicate for that hardcore stuff.

Same is true of inflation numbers. Apparently inflation has been nowhere for the last ten years while the price of everything has tripled. 

TFW the Dog is so Mad that it pisses all over its own tail that’s tucked between its legs.

The funniest part is, apparently everyone else in the Trump Organization has been sitting on a similar message from journalists, and when Eric realizes that in two weeks time he’ll have another meltdown that no told him journalists had been reaching out to employees. 

Eric very like knows he’s full of shit on this. (But maybe not?)

Correction Jack:

He doesn’t know how most anything works.

#TRIGGERED

If there was any justice in this world the police would stop doing their jobs, sit back, and let the unions protect their pay.

“You better know how to use a damn chip reader or so help me!”

“Have your form of payment READY when you get up here!”

“Hurry up you little bitches!!!”

Cleanup on aisle four! Bring a mop and mortuary affairs!

In mere weeks, waitrons and bartenders would cleanse our society of entitled pricks with what I imagine to be a very comforting cleansing flame.

The aisles littered with bodies of Karens. Women with “can I speak to your manager” haircuts being told if they hadn’t looked suspicious and if they’d just stopped resisting...

Lol I would have killed so many people from behind that register

be a lot of dead coupon clipping boomers. 

I’m kinda loving this idea. Lines at the cash registers would move much faster.