You know, I’m less than thrilled that Joe Biden is running for president.

Im sure it's more than that.

I get a $20 haircut once every year or two. (Really $14, but I just round up for the tip.)

More. Much, much more.

I’m going to guess that someone who is disabled to the point of being unable to literally pick something up has bigger things to worry about in life than politics.

I’m the same age as you and I didn’t even have a cable package that included the Daily Show in high school.

Who is asking Hollywood people to tell us how to vote now?

We are the same age. I became politically aware in college and you know what?

Then who would be on Twitter?

Hey, get this. Some people knew who George Bush was and voted for him anyway.

NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.  

“Defies common sense,” huh?

Yosemite Sam would never.

Wasn’t there a story a year or so ago about sexual harassment of BLM employees and how it was pervasive and absolutely a systemic problem? Hold on, running to the Google machine.

SCOTUS won’t touch this with a 10 foot pole.

SOP.

What you see when she’s questioning someone in committee? That’s what her class was like.

Yeah most of the female professors gave us ladies off the books advice about that question. It was standard practice at all the big Midwestern firms just 10 years or so ago.

From the same people bitching that Nancy Pelosi is a neoliberal centrist who needs to Stop That because none of those people who voted for Trump are ever going to vote Dem anyway.

I ppersonally loved “delete your account” myself.