Goddamn am I in love with the current generation of teens and young adults.  

I’m on the spectrum.

Oh really? Go on.....

No no, I kicked him out.

Here’s the thing that pisses me off about guys like that (this professor, not your friend.) It’s that I understand them.

Gentlemen. No one owes you a conversation or a carefully written, well-cited research paper on why women ought to have the same bodily autonomy that men do.

I think I died of a rage stroke when I read that line.

So start going after the money then.

Dammit. How could I ever defeat that logic.

It’s at this point that all women should start asking themselves if there is a connection between one of the most common forms of violence that men perpetrate against women and the fact that this form of violence almost never has proof.

I’ve been falsely accused of illegal acts, in a court of law, with custody of my children on the line.

You forgot creating hypothetical situations where he throws out any actual facts that counter his narrative before reaching his conclusions.  

I was born and raised in NW Iowa so, uh.....this is cool and all but I think we already all know the answer to the question of who is the most awful politician from that area.

Yeah. Like, we know.

Her daddy did say that the number 1 thing they had in common was sex.

You know who else is an individual? The guy dying of kidney failure right now who YOU happen to be a perfect match for.

By *my* logic.

I bet drunk drivers have a big part to play in these numbers but it seems like we never want to deal with drunk drivers unless one of them happens to be an illegal immigrant.  Then we still don’t deal with drunk drivers.  We deal with immigrants instead, the vast majority of whom do not drive drunk.  

I came here to say exactly the same thing about Ben Shapiro.

Well, that’s the great part about marrying your cousin.  Even after you get divorced, you’re still family.