Tell you what. Bring me a fetus so I can talk to it and we’ll see what it says.

She said she had a moral compass, she didn’t say it pointed North. 

Jesus Christ, you assholes all vote Republican anyway.

There is absolutely no comparison to what Obama did and since I was an actual immigration lawyer for his entire goddamn administration, you can sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. 

USCIS and the State Department are such clusterfucks of incompetence lately that I couldn’t even begin to give you a summary in less than 3 hours.  

Also, give me an example of people letting flip-flopping slide during a debate. Everyone who’s any good at debating will absolutely do this if their opponent is being inconsistent, but we NOTICE it more because Biden’s memory IS an issue.

Uh, the bar is at “discussing things that are actually at issue in the election and beyond.”

This is pretty much the minefield that women have had to navigate our whole lives.  Now it just seems like we are doing it to everyone.  

If there is a God, she owes me several favors.

I think he’s actual just a Lego mini-fig who thinks if he’s homophobic enough he’ll turn into a real boy, but I’m willing to entertain the idea that he is a real person and engage in this fantasy.  Oh yes I am.  

Guys.

Meh.

You think I don’t walk the walk?

So you’re a coward.

His consequences were proportionate to middling.

interesting that you give a shit what gender I maybe (or maybe didn’t) assume you to be

What he’s lost in money, he’s gained in chins.  

I believe it’s “argle bargle” but I’m not a Brit, so I don’t know. 

I think you’re missing something.

And that’s why men suck.