No.

Whatta fucking snowflake.

Nope. What he did was give them cover.

I agree that Walsh is a legitimate challenge to Trump and I’m actually super glad that he’s running. Not because he’ll win but because he could peel off just enough support to bleed Trump dry. (Bill Weld makes me personally happier, though I think he’s less of a challenger to Trump in the long run.)

If you believe that being called a bedbug on Twitter is the worst of what people get called on Twitter, then I propose that you are too unaware of the world at large to work in anything that could be called a career.

Just a little tip. 90% rubbing alcohol kills bedbugs and their eggs. Of course, alcohol is a solvent so it will melt the finish off your wood surfaces if you apply too liberally. However, this method is much more effective and much less toxic than what an exterminator might do.  

Oh.

Hey! He had economic anxiety before economic anxiety was cool.

Psst. It’s a trap.

Where is Admiral Ackbar when you need him?

I think we can assume that Hillary is always trolling now.

Rallies in Wisconsin wouldn’t have helped.

Yeah, like. I know a Jill Stein voter from Michigan.

Just gonna.....jump right back in here...….and try to make this a little more simple.

Drop a nuke in a volcano.  

Someone close to Trump is working VERY VERY HARD at getting the Cabinet to re-read the text of the 25th Amendment.

It’s the lefty version of Paul Ryan quoting The Fountainhead whenever his dormmate asked him to stop masturbating constantly while he was trying to study.  

I’m reading The New Jim Crow right now and I just read the line this morning that it was the 3/5 compromise AND the electoral college that were the compromises made to the Southern states to get them to join the newly formed United States.

You know, I'm starting to think he's actively trying not to get reelected.  

To be fair.....that is definitely NOT a sports bra.