Also, these shits look like the rejects for the 1984 US Olympic team’s uniforms.

Some have told me I’m too “controversial” to have a line of essential-oil based nutraceuticals, that liberals should just stick to advocating for human rights and cheerleading absolutely no one in our own party. My response? Watch me.

I think I like your grandpa

Tell me where he’s buried and I’ll give him the traditional send-off of my ancestors.

Old people fuck. Get over it.

No caffeine but meth’s okay.

Or, and hear me out, you could just fucking ask women.

People also confuse evidence with proof.

Can a tomato have a political party?  

Hey, lawyer here.

They’re not murdering people. They are killing women.

And women’s reproductive healthcare is women’s lives and women’s freedom.  Full stop. 

Thank fuck.  

He’s a narcissist.  Even a Phyrric victory is a victory in his mind.  

I know someone in Michigan who voted for Jill Stein.

I’m a white woman and personally i don’t think we talk about that enough.

I’ve been called a shill more times than i can count.

Pretty much verbatim something my abusive ex said to me in marriage counseling.

I don’t know. People are insulting me and my voting choices all over this comment section and no one is worried that i might take my ball and go home in 2020.

I started out intending to vote for Bernie in the primaries.