• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

Bobby, I’m going to guess you are responsible for the gif at the top of the article, and I just want to say thank you for all that you do.

• Look at This Photograph, It’s of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Divorcing After Two Years of Marriage
  

See I read it that since she does everything perfectly in the kitchen she must have A1 sex game and Jefferey does not give a damn about eating meatloaf

I volunteer to be the much younger woman! Sorry, husband.

YOU GUYS I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT I WOULD BE DEVASTATED IF THEY BROKE UP

Humor in Uniform, my friend.

Sad. I feel like I went straight from “17” to “More”. With a very brief stop at “Cosmo”.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum. It’s what my mom wants played at her funeral and also an awesome song.

You are clearly my sibling. I will see you next weekend.

• insists on organic

Does anyone remember when that lady found a frog in her salad? This is why you shouldn’t eat healthy, people.

I like my egg yolks hard so that I can cut around them and not eat them or let that shit ruin the rest of my breakfast foods.

Kids ruin everything. See Season 6 of Gilmore Girls. (It was all downhill after April showed up.)

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

umm how dare you suggest that any film with Nic Cage is anything less than stellar. I have filed a report on this comment; clearly you should have your Internet taken away from you for life.

LESLIE!!!!!! THE COME UP!!!!!!

AWW YESSS