Oh also, I'm not one to wish death on people but I hope ever single one of those televangelist fucks dies a horrible death.

wow, the tumor would have to be sentient to be able to attach itself to something that goddamned small.

I hope his face gets pregnant with a brain tumor.

I have a very clear memory, from when I was about 12, of my mother angrily telling me about a family we knew from church, and how their horrible daughter, who was a few years years older than me, had “ruined her family” by reporting that her stepfather had molested her. It didn’t even occur to my mother, or anyone…

“Responsible gun owners” needs to be its own logical fallacy, replacing (or perhaps a sub-set of) “No True Scotsman.” No responsible gun owner would do such a thing! (Until they do.)

A 61-year-old woman is accused of killing her 93-year-old mother by jamming rosary beads down her throat.

Early one mornin’ while makin’ the rounds
I took a shot and sleeping medication and shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin’ forty-four beneath my head.

13 seconds in. Can’t. Sobbing, NY had commercials of a baby with whooping cough a few years back. WRECKED ME every time.

Remember, it’s always the parents’ choice. Their freedom to choose is tantamount. The government should never control that important right to the plans you have for your family. Your “family planning,” if you will.

You missed the most interesting part about Jenna Bush Hager’s baby name. The kid isn’t named after the flower but her president grandfather, who the kids apparently call Poppy. Poppy as a baby name is somewhat fashionable - a few other celebs have used it- but the potential for kids to call her “Poopy” would turn me…

According to a statement released by the school district, Maldonado’s picture was removed in error due to a miscommunication between him and the photographer.

I still cannot wrap my head around him calling them Siamese twins!!!

“There are extenuating circumstances. I’m a hypocrite and also a moron.”

I consider myself a former Ohio girl. Don’t crush my dreams!

How does one become a “Former Ohio Girl”? Presumably one is always from Ohio?

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

David Johnson previously worked for the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office as a full-time deputy from July 1997 to May 2003 .

Sheriff: Women should do my job for me

So I had an abortion a little over two years ago. It was a wanted pregnancy, too. My son was diagnosed with half of his heart, which leads to suffocation at birth if not treated immediately with at least 3 open heart surgeries before 3 years old. And sometimes these kids die from heart attacks at the age of 4 when…

Lifetime is up to something really interesting. First the parody of A Deadly Adoption and now this. Whatever their content team agreed on, or whomever they’ve gotten on board to glam the ratings, is doing a bloody good job. I’ve found myself logging onto the website to watch UTTER CRAP on the basis of these two shows.