I learn something new just about every day here. Seriously.

I'd be curious to see evidence of this.

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or a Miranda? I'm a real Feminist, so I'm a Carrie in that I wear head to toe blood when I interact with my womyn time.

Good god I hate seeing these pants. It's like the pants-sag thing had a kid with skinny pants and the end product looks like a longsleeve shirt with no cutout for the head used as really awful pants.

I'm all rage-frenzied out. We Texans have been glued to the Twitter feeds over the past two weeks in a near-frenzy state of fury. This is egregious, reckless, hateful, DANGEROUS legislation and the rhetoric that propelled it was so much hot air it's a wonder the bill didn't sail off into the sweet hazy heavens on…

Springtime... for Glenn Beck... and Germany!

He is hemorrhaging. Must have taken the morning after pill.

Listen. If this lady were handing out legal advice as a non-lawyer, she would be engaged in the unauthorized practice of law.

She's refused to work with any editors on her books since 2003. It shows.

DAHMER?!

I'm sorry are we under the impression that the Mason/Dixon line held all those racists at some invisible border where they don't live in the North?

No. Texas is Texas. No Southerner considers it the South and no Texan will ever consider it part of the South either.

And then someone poached David Attenborough.

He looks like someone tried to grow their own Bradley Cooper and lost interest.

Steubenville victim's parents raised a daughter who managed to stand up for herself, press charges, face national exposure and criticism, survive rape and bullying and victim blaming and try to bring justice and prevent this shit from happening to others, both by punishing her attackers and bringing attention to how…

What is it with the OB-GYN's in Texas?

A much more fearful choice is choosing David Crosby as the father of your children.

DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM:

Oh gawd, I feel like you couldn't kill that even if you threw it into Mount Doom.