FOMO - Fend Off Mutant Octopus?

This Nilsson song had to come off my iPod, because when I'm in a down mood and I hear this song, I burst into tears, which doesn't do much for my driving skills

Yes! I love this clip of Nilsson with Nilsson, featuring Nilsson:

There was a show on National Geographic called 'The Secret Life of Predators' and the least weasel was featured in an episode titled 'Stealth' - http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/secret…

Weasel pick-up line - Your place ermine?

Gotta Hurl Lemurs?

According to Reddit, he was on JUDGE JUDY! -

I would bet a silk pajama that he'd insist on not using any birth control and would never dream of having a vasectomy, despite his anti-kids stance. Oh, did I mention he's also anti-abortion?

I thought Art God was a plastic surgeon?

It sounds like he is very much afraid of unknown hinders.

Here's one weird trick for losing weight - have an emu chase you around, and watch the pounds melt away!

If Morgan ever talks to BR Cyrus, I hope he asks how much money he paid to Ben Affleck to get the hair he wore in ARGO.

Maybe Tian Tian should watch some panda sex videos, so he gets an idea of what goes where. Might I suggest ... BAMBOOTY CALL.?

"Rather than mounting from behind or pulling her toward his lap, he steps onto her back and stands there like a man who has just opened a large box from Ikea and has no idea what to do next." - Just like Robin Thicke at the VMAs.

"In her mind, Joe did it all and she's innocent… She really doesn't want to go to prison." Something veryGoodFellas about the whole thing."

Gohmert is obviously suffering from a reptile disfunction.

Nobody ever eats the Ed Koch gummies from the NYC Gummy Mayor Babies assortment.

But a 'board-certified plastic surgeon who specializes in cosmetic surgery' said it, so it MUST be true. Everybody knows, when one smokes and excessively drinks, that damage always shows up as five square inches of less than perfect skin on the front of your leg.

Amanda Bynes says, "Nuh UH, that ugly soup hacked my twitter".

I recognize his glasses from the John Wayne Gacy collection of serial killer eyewear.