Someone needs to personify this female general on the war on men, a Sunny Tzuzie, if you will.

"Kim Zolciak's mother claims that Kim Zolciak is "using her children as pawns," - at least she isn't using her children as PRAWNS, because that would be shellfish.

Joan Crawford said that an actress can only sleep her way to the middle. Figuring that was said during the middle of the last century, I'm pretty sure that if tried these days, it wouldn't get you even that far.

It's a shame the Star's Beebs story didn't use the term 'Tempeh Tantrum'.

"...The man who wanted to call the cops later told police that he chased after White" - because he was trying to KETCHUP?

Also also awesome in the OZ books? The Hungry Tiger, who is always hungry for a big fat human BABY. Try and get away with that in a kids' book these days.

There is going to be a backlash against all ventriloquists after this. It smacks of Charlie McCarthyism.