Hermes scarves used to (and probably still do) come with these little "knotting cards" to show you how to turn them in to something like a sassy little top, or a head wrap, aaand yes. A "carry all" shoulder bag. Which you can fill with cronuts and half-bricks, and then use to like, whop poor people who are…

I work in music journalism. We're hardly ever allowed to just jump in the press pit and shoot video, but everyone behind the pit is bootlegging the whole show.

Why do you even bother addressing individual points? He's so full of shit I don't have the energy. If you had the chance to address him, just tell him to fuck himself and fall off a rocky cliff.

I've always been a small size and every time I go into pretty much any store all I end up saying is "I guess all the small people shopped early!" because there are always XXLs and never Smalls and Mediums. Though, I'm not an Ann Taylor/Lululemon/whatever person. I'm a Target/OldNavy/Gap person.

Speaking as a size 4 woman who can't fit into their workout wear correctly, I find the store to be completely maddening. Their prices, the store in general, the fact that hardly anyone can fit into their crap. I've had a gift card for the place for months and months...I won't even buy yoga blocks there. They…

"Name 2 presidents who have died in office: three who were assassinated."

Strawberry? Meh. The brown sugar one, now that would make a good ice cream sandwich.

I'm not crying you're crying SHUT UP.

Yea...that's got to be it. Onions...somewhere...are being chopped.

Are you really going to criticize microwave cake? Microwave cake is amazing and should be inviolate. Besides, no one has to wait in ridiculous 6 am lines dressed in Cronut Cosplay to get a microwave cake. And, unlike cronuts, you can make one yourself out of flour, water, some old gum and a paper clip*.

I found this gif of Charles Saatchi that was apparently taken while he was dictating his press release.

well...in their defense, the concept of consensual sex is probably beyond their abilities to grasp.

If you throw in a hyper-butch Mountie (in uniform at all times) and a proud Inuit lesbian, I can make this a hit.

When I was in college — a cushy, wealthy, liberal-arts college — there was a lot of talk of "self-segregation." As in, "why do all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria?" To which a wise woman replied, "why do all the white kids sit together in the cafeteria?"

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…