Are there people in chairs in Congressional offices today to take phone calls from constituents?

Patrick even *looks* like an asshole.

Have fun at attitude camp!

Sooooo Tasha Reign read Anne Rice's Beauty trilogy.

I know, right!?

What happened to the good ol' fashioned fist fight!?

MAYBE this adorable kitty has an astigmatism!

You have a hedgehog!?

I want one!

Ahhh, I hope to one day feel proud and brave enough to request ACS and know I deserve it. Good luck!

Is it just me, or does Seth Myers look like Dan Savage's long lost brother?

I understand, really I do.

Honestly, I think it's just because I see people so heartbroken over poorly executed photography that I even pause to say, "Hey, but what about...?"

Who in the Hell wants to force a photographer to shoot their wedding if the photographer finds them so.so.so. gross and terrible.

Believe me. I see the work of photographers who don't have any heart in what they're doing all the time. It's heartbreaking.

Please tell me that's supposed to be "post-baby bodies" and not "post-body babies".

My redneck uncle posted this yesterday on FB:

Wait.

If I have the fat from my butt injected into my hands...

When Mamma first picked up the ickle baby BY ITS HEAD (!!!), I was all "ONOES!!! the bebbeh gon get its skully crushed!!!"

Them Mamma wrangled bebbeh and bebbeh had Mamma NOMS and all was good.

Then there was ice cream.

So... hamster cheeks are some kind of mammalian Tardis?

I'm down; but only if Fat Amy can figure out how to make "Baby, It's Cold Outside" about 110% less rape-y.

Ain't it a bitch, being professional and following rules?

Wait.

"Yes, I agree there should be some common etiquette — no sticking your camera into the aisle and decapitating the paid photographer to get a shitty shot of the newlyweds. The iPhone photog needs to be aware of their surroundings, and make way for the professionals to do their jobs. If you're not getting green to snap…