That lead photo is just an unreasonably attractive car.

Last time I checked the difference was 10k$ plus illuminated doorsils and the twinturbo ecoboost form the raptor in the Limited

I thought for a second that you were spelling Brak from Space Ghost in a weird way. His mouth is quite grille-like:

A fast truck...that’s electric...if only they had something for this.

Too bad its priced like a Macan and not like a CRV.  

...a shining example of what American automakers can do when their corporate overlords are distracted by a penny on the sidewalk.

I have zero desire for any car where I have to fuck around with putting physical keys in locks. I have my Luddite tendencies when it comes to cars, but keys are very much not one of them. I have touch code locks on my HOUSES too. Physical keys are relics of bygone days.

The innovation is startling. 

Oh yeah. Netflix has done a lot of evil things for stand-up comedy, like giving multiple specials to Iliza Schlesinger.

This entire list is negated simply because MacGyver isn’t listed 13 times. How little research did you do to NOT come up with Mac?

hello

Are these in order? Because none of them approach living alone on Mars for a year, even without getting impaled by a landing strut to start it all or modifying a ship to get him back into orbit and rendzvousing succesfully with his rescuers.

I’m not in the market for a new (to me) car right now, and it’s the entire way across the country, but yeah, I like it!

Aside from having no tailgate, this is pretty awesome. He’s made a widely loathed vehicle into something pretty cool.

yea, pt cruisers are hideous. but this works.

The most horrifying thing about this abomination is... I like it. I really do. The matte black doesn’t do it for me, but with an interesting paint job and a little chrome it could look pretty neat.

It’s like if an SSR was somehow worse

This is too reasonable. GTFO!

Torch, I love you, but this is a stupid fucking rant.