You doin’ OK, Stef?

I dunno, I didn’t think they were too far off with the design of the CR-Z. Unless you’re talking about how light and fun the CR-X was, in which case, they failed miserably.

Extra points for references to Venezuela. 

I once tried to order canadian bacon on a pizza while on a visit to Canada. It did not go well.

Good gracious, St. Ignatius! Megamullin likey. 

Here, here. 

My money is on a Dodge Ram 3500 Tradesman Crew Cab. It’s lower in the back in the screenshot either because of the trailer or because its 2WD.

Counterpoint: Bears, clearly aligning with Trump’s goals will make sure that no Subaru will leave their territory unharmed.

This is fantastic and made me smile. 

Glorious. 

What I love about this article is that I don’t have to feel sorry for these guys at all because they have enough money to rent these cars. Haha!

That exposed linkage is the sex. 

Is this the emergence of fancy Mack? Child of Fancy Kristen who suffers from affluenza? 

I know the BMW is the obvious choice (which I typically hate to make), and the point is made that it’s the best investment piece, but I would still take the E30 M3 over the other two, while gazing longingly at the 190 EVO.

Neil - I hate that you got this opportunity and I didn’t. But I love that you shared it with us. Thanks for the great article and outstanding photography.

Subaru has been telling us the answer for a while now: Love. Specifically bear love, and those lonely, isolated bears - alienated from humanity from years of unrequited love of humans - have a primal urge to feel love. Their rage at not finding love upon entering a Subaru, and their discovery at being duped by another…

This is awesome, and totally made my day. Thanks Stef!

“Til’ all are one!”

This is the correct take. Welcome aboard Mack. This is an excellent article. Can’t wait to read more from you.