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Time to put up or shut up, Jalops.

I'm sad because its true.

Travis, this is journalism at its finest. Thank you for making this part of my afternoon.

I like that its shiny. You know, to see all the haters.

My father had a Mazda B2600 4X4 for his DD in Montana. To get to our house from the small town nearest to us, he had to drive a road that had a state wildlife refuge (The Lee Metcalf Wildlife Refuge) on one side and a field of wheat on the other side. Deer would frequently cross over the road into the field of wheat…

No.

Telepathy is how he will operate the pedals, duh!

Thanks Mr. 458!

Do cops pull you over just to talk about the car(s)?

One time Doug Demuro punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Thanks for the response!

I want the public to see my email. I asked State to release them. They said they will review them for release as soon as possible.

Which was your favorite?

Great trick, but how are they going to eat it with those oxygen masks on?

From what I know of decisions regarding tattoos, they aren't normally made with logic (or consequences) in mind.

Those sick monsters. Obligatory:

I can see your perspective on this, Torch, but in my experience I just get pissed at the car. Plus:

Mercedes doing a cheap minivan?