Simon Bolivar. Liberator of, you know, NEARLY ALL OF LATIN AMERICA FROM SPAIN.

It's funny because it's incurable.

For some reason, I feel like I need this...

I hear it also goes all the way to 11.

Exquisite. Just gorgeous. *Sighs longingly

4th Gear: Range Rover Recall

So, apparently some folks will pay money for that. I don't even:

This is crazy impractical with no use in the world:

And then I'd sit them down, and I'd look them directly in the face, and I'd spit on them.

What person would make their sweet wife start their car for them in the morning?

Love it. Thank you Subaru.

So your solution is make more money and spend it on obscure car toys!?

May it live long...

I keep getting the impression that Torch and Raph enjoy watching their readers struggle to find meaning.

Obligatory.

So... My family had a Ford Aerostar like this one growing up. I can confirm that those doors were about the worst quality things in the history of....things. That Aerostar was the single worst vehicle I have ever had the misfortune of riding in.

I would come back with a wicked retort but, that is the truth. And the truth makes me sad.

Good to know I almost died...wait what? I don't even.