Rather than listen to what is obviously the truth, I will continue to believe the ban was a precaution against the Drifpocalypse, thank you.

Reading these rules was like this: I can't race jet aircraft with a Hellcat?

This is his I-can't-believe-they're-making-me-touch-it face.

The Z06 beats the Caymen GT4 and the 911 GT3? Porsche be like:

This random guy on the internet seems to know what he's talking about. They should have had him do the snake handling: Check out 6:46 on the video. Maybe the lack of shirt lent him less of an air of authority regarding zoology.

I don't know why it took so long for me to get it, but what you did with the pants on fire pic:

I cannot unsee that.

Haha! That's Funny. Oh, you're serious? No. Just...no.

My dad was a cabbie in Philly during his college years.

Maybe it stayed upright because 1) the engine is the heaviest part of the car and is seated on the ground, and 2) the nose is flat enough when combined with the surrounding snow to keep it upright.

Made my day. Thanks Travis.

Megamullin like. Megamullin want camper window over loft bed for easier camping/glamping.

Fair 'nuf.

That is one sad looking auto.

Agreed. Tell those haters who call it a clown shoe to piss off. This is glorious.

1.) Small Truck

This encapsulates the mentality of men like nothing else I've ever seen. "Don't worry we just need to go faster."

This man is a hero who should be celebrated with a parade. God bless you, Phil.

"Workers are literally tearing up the old carpet, while fanboys and girls watch and hope to take home a scrap. Who knew a carpet could win such a cult following?"