Marrying him is a get rich quick scheme. He’s only going to be interested in you for a finite time because of that 35 years old rule. His mistresses will keep him out of your hair sex-wise. If you have a kid, he’s on the hook for child support based on his money. When (not if) you get divorced, you’ll get an easy…

I’m partial to the giant sapphire myself. 

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

I don’t often say this about a politician, but the more I learn about her, the more I like Ocasio-Cortez. Seriously.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Making a note for my family so they never ever put me in a nursing home. Just give me a hug and let me go.

I am absolutely digging this conspiracy. Andrew’s at the center of it all!

Tons of men regret removing their prostate after cancer because they are often unable to have sex and experience incontinence. Let’s ban prostate removal. Men will die, sure, but they’ll remain as god made them: suffering from a treatable disease.

I hate Berniebots as much as I fucking hate MAGAts. I blame them for this shit too.

Here’s some fun anti-Nazi news to cheer everyone up. One of the UKIP candidates for the South West region in the European Elections is some “trigger teh libs” “anti-feminazi/SJWs” YouTuber and even being someone who’s tuned in on to politics I had no idea he’s actually been out campaigning in these parts this week.

...this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious & that every life is a sacred gift from God. 

How many people regret their marriage? Let's ban marriages!!! 

It’s SO much harder to find employment as a felon. They’re very clearly trying to push us back out of the workforce too. I know this goes farther back than #MeToo, but this feels like retaliation... especially because we all know how Kavanaugh is gonna rule.

If fetuses get full personhood rights, then child support had better fucking be paid retroactively.

To everyone who wouldn’t vote for Hillary or didn’t vote at all:

Rub it in, why don’t you. There they are, a loving mother and her two children on the Great Wall of China (I assume; what else could it be.) Meanwhile we’re stuck with a president who doesn’t even pay lip service to the fact that he has a (third) wife and five children. Well, Ivanka, of course, is the exception, but…

If elected president, Sen. Elizabeth Warren says she would nominate a former public school teacher to lead the Department of Education.

The Westerosi system of government is sexist. Women cannot rule as Queen unless there are no dudes left, and even then it’s still up for debate. (Cersei is an exception because she terrorized everyone into fearful submission.) That’s sexist.

Ok, I rewatched it too, and was super prepared to be pissed at Quill again. Then I noticed that it’s actually Tony that screws up. Quill is mad and understandably so, but Tony quits pulling on the glove to walk over and berate Quill. That leaves Spidey pulling on the glove on his own, and he almost gets it. If Tony…

This will end when we get rid of the orange. So vote. Vote for democrats across the board, senate, judges, and, of course, the white house. Crush the right wing haters.

I don’t get it. Its like my dad thought child support covered ALL expenses of a child rather than help cover some of his share. Good luck.