I’m sure it only cost the company a gazillion dollars in profit — the actual ink itself was only worth about $100.

Can confirm, it would have gone right to voicemail without ringing.

It was staged.

Obligatory Stephen Fry, on Diana Mitford, from QI season four episode four:

To be fair, someone has to be 5th from the bottom of the class.

I wonder how many (?hundreds) more parents and kids were involved in this scam but not caught. 

If not for her father, Meghan McCain would be the third-best account executive at Tucson’s 6th best PR agency.

It is worth noting that such an expensive device (billed as much more resistant to scratching!!!) is sold in a state it apparently isn’t “meant” to be used in. I think they should at least start including a low grade case and/or screen protector with the phone just so they aren’t projecting the message that the device…

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

It is a mostly pleasant enough movie, but I can’t stand Dax Shepard. 

Thank you for your service.

1. Brie Larson never said that about Captain Marvel. She was referring to reviewers for A Wrinkle In Time. So you’re indisputably wrong about that.

I’m a left winger my entire life

Did you even read this article or what she said? She wants a more diverse and inclusive pool of critics and to you that’s a “ Regressive Leftist attitude” in caps for some reason?

I’d be all-in on a Pike-centered Enterprise series.

Yes, the actions of one tribe justified the genocide of indigenous peoples on a different continent centuries later.

Getting paid to read is literally my dream job.

White Christians must denounce this religious fundamentalist terrorism. 

Edited to add: it is hilariously British of you to show up in the comments just to defend the honor of the Aga, bless you, good lady

That’s a coal fire, though, not a garbage fire.