Obligatory Stephen Fry, on Diana Mitford, from QI season four episode four:

To be fair, someone has to be 5th from the bottom of the class.

I wonder how many (?hundreds) more parents and kids were involved in this scam but not caught. 

If not for her father, Meghan McCain would be the third-best account executive at Tucson’s 6th best PR agency.

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

Thank you for your service.

1. Brie Larson never said that about Captain Marvel. She was referring to reviewers for A Wrinkle In Time. So you’re indisputably wrong about that.

I’m a left winger my entire life

Did you even read this article or what she said? She wants a more diverse and inclusive pool of critics and to you that’s a “ Regressive Leftist attitude” in caps for some reason?

Getting paid to read is literally my dream job.

White Christians must denounce this religious fundamentalist terrorism. 

Edited to add: it is hilariously British of you to show up in the comments just to defend the honor of the Aga, bless you, good lady

She plays a magician in the syfy show Magicians! It’s literal magic, I bet she’s just playing herself.

I think what annoys me more is they (like my parents and millions of other Americans) can only be convinced to vote based on their taxes and nothing else important. 

Watching Rent as an adult is kind of like watching The Little Mermaid as an adult. I still find it enjoyable, because I love the songs, but mostly I’m just questioning why people thought they could get away with not paying rent in NYC, and feeling kind of bad for Benny the whole time. Yea, I know he made an agreement…

Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...

“I dated girls when I was in my 20s, two that had abortions that I really did nothing to stop,” he told the Washington Post in July.

Nothing about that subway is from the 1970s.

They’re were so many old white guys, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. They sure tossed around the word “conspiracy” a lot though.

My picks for best/stupidest bits of that trailer: