She plays a magician in the syfy show Magicians! It’s literal magic, I bet she’s just playing herself.

I think what annoys me more is they (like my parents and millions of other Americans) can only be convinced to vote based on their taxes and nothing else important. 

Watching Rent as an adult is kind of like watching The Little Mermaid as an adult. I still find it enjoyable, because I love the songs, but mostly I’m just questioning why people thought they could get away with not paying rent in NYC, and feeling kind of bad for Benny the whole time. Yea, I know he made an agreement…

Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...

Aiming to please people who’d rather elect a known incompetent traitor rather than a qualified woman should not be on the agenda. The agenda should be to make all these people irrelevant forever.

Tulsi Gabbard is at the bottom of the list of declared candidates for me so far.

“I dated girls when I was in my 20s, two that had abortions that I really did nothing to stop,” he told the Washington Post in July.

Nothing about that subway is from the 1970s.

They’re were so many old white guys, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. They sure tossed around the word “conspiracy” a lot though.

My picks for best/stupidest bits of that trailer:

corset-wearers generally lived longer than the average life expectancy for the time periods.

I’ve been on Weight Watchers (WW) for years and she is right, it is a lifestyle. And one that saved my life.

Richest man on the planet divorces age-appropriate wife and is dating a new age-appropriate woman. What??

Don’t feel bad, Kate. My boobs spoiled the twists in The Crying Game and The Sixth Sense.

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

Might as well crack open a cold one and enjoy.

Look, I don't know what kind of comments you're expecting on this, but it's the end of 2018 and schadenfreude is all I have left.

I purchased the DVDs of the Charlie Brown holiday specials a couple years ago, when I realized that the broadcasts of them were TRIMMING OUT parts of the show TO FIT IN MORE COMMERCIALS. 

Does Aladdin look... weirdly old? I always thought of him as early 20s, tops, and the Aladdin above looks like he’s fresh out of his second marriage and ready to mingle. :\

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.